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The New Orleans Hornets have fired head coach Byron Scott. The move has shocked many insiders since Scott was also the team's third best player.

The Hornets are interested in trading with the Pistons for Richard Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince. Unfortunately for New Orleans, Detroit is insisting they also take GM and Chrysler.

Ok, my son's day care calls and tells me that my son dosen't eat his lunch. They tell me they fix sandwiches. "Hmmm?" I say, "He eats sandwiches at home all the time."

"Well sir, you might want to come and shadow him tommorrow," they tell me. "Shadow?" I think to myself, "How in the hell am I going to fit in those little chairs?" I mean, the only thing I have to look forward to is nap time.

Well, the next day I am asked to help fix the sandwiches for lunch, because one of the teachers is sick.

One slice of luncheon meat? Mustard? No Mayo? (Helmans of course) you got to be kidding me! No Bunny Bread? (you have to be from New Orleans to really appreciate that one.)

Well now, here comes my little man and just as they said, he didn't eat his sandwich. So, of course, I had to taste it. Hmmm, well, it sucked as I thought, but when I put it back on his plate, he finished it.

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While this country embarks on a truly historic event as 24 states decide who will run for President, down in Louisiana, Nawlins to be more specific, it's Mardi Gras and some woman is showing her tits for a pair of, less than 25 cent, beads.

Home of the free!

Angelina and Brad announce they are moving to New Orleans. They are moving there to be left alone. The couple said they would have made the move sooner but the had to give the paparazzi time to settle back in.

Ok, so the other day I was watching a porno. Yes I have watched a porno or two in my lifetime. Anyway, it's a lesbian scene, I think men like those, well one of the women chose to wear a strap-on. Now I am really confused, I know it's a movie, but I had to ask one of my friends who is a practicing lesbian what she thought about this practice. She told me that some lesbians like the penis, but they just don't like what it's attached to. Are you serious? I mean, men love vaginas, but give me a break, we don't always like what they're attached to either. Then I thought, how great it would be if there were detachable vaginas. I would'nt be wasting my time right now typing this bulleting/blog, I would be playing with my vaginas. In fact, every man I know would be playing with their vaginas. We'd have vagina trading parties. Hey man, I got that Asian vagina, what you got?
Women would'nt be taking self defense classes anymore, they would be taking protect your vagina classes.
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