"Mystery Solved." joke
Ok, my son's day care calls and tells me that my son dosen't eat his lunch. They tell me they fix sandwiches. "Hmmm?" I say, "He eats sandwiches at home all the time."
"Well sir, you might want to come and shadow him tommorrow," they tell me. "Shadow?" I think to myself, "How in the hell am I going to fit in those little chairs?" I mean, the only thing I have to look forward to is nap time.
Well, the next day I am asked to help fix the sandwiches for lunch, because one of the teachers is sick.
One slice of luncheon meat? Mustard? No Mayo? (Helmans of course) you got to be kidding me! No Bunny Bread? (you have to be from New Orleans to really appreciate that one.)
Well now, here comes my little man and just as they said, he didn't eat his sandwich. So, of course, I had to taste it. Hmmm, well, it sucked as I thought, but when I put it back on his plate, he finished it.
That's it, and don't make me think I'm the only one! It was the bite! He didn't think the sandwich was finished, because it was whole. He wasn't used to that type of sandwich, you know, complete and all.
Now, if you can tell me that when you make your kids a juicy, beautiful, scrumcious sandwich you don't take a bite, I say, "LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE!
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