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Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."

There's a Mexican guy, an Irish Guy, and a blond guy working at the top of a construction site when the lunch whistle sounds. The Mexican opens his lunch box and says, "Ugh! Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump to my death!" The Irish man opens his lunchbox and says "Ugh! Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time, I'm going to jump to my death!" The blond guy opens his lunch and says "Ugh! Baloney and cheese! If I get baloney and cheese one more time, I'm going to jump to my death!" Well, the next day, they all sit down for lunch again. The Mexican guy opens his lunchbox, sees the burritos, and jumps to his death. The Irishman opens his lunchbox, sees the corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death. The blond guy opens his lunchbox, sees the baloney and cheese, and jumps to his death. At the funerals, the three widows were crying together about their husbands' tragic deaths. The Mexican's wife more...

Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.
The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.
The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.
The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.
At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.
The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"
The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"
But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."