Massachusetts Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yesterday on our Superstar Talent Bitcom page, we got a comment on Episode 3. It came from a guy named John Kennedy. It said something like, “They did this on Extras, come up with something original.” Neil, who plays Avi on the show, woke me up and requested that I remove the comment, so I did. I think we were hoping for a few good comments prior to the hate mail and/or law suits.
Paraphrasing this piece by Teddy Roosevelt, “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”
So for all of you who are the watchers and not the doers in life, you can have your opinion(s), I can respect that, it’s a free more...

In memory of Ted Kennedy, a bridge in Martha's Vineyard will be named after him.

The Red Sox agreed to terms with Brad Penny. He would have signed with the Yankees, but they said his name indicates that he's nine million dollars and ninety nine cents below their pay grade.

Ted Kennedy was known as the "lion of the Senate." Similarly, John McCain is referred to as the "saber-toothed tiger of the Senate."

Stephon Marbury has finally joined the Boston Celtics. The former all-star would have been there sooner but he couldn't fly with all that baggage.

Senator Ted Kennedy succumbed to brain cancer this week, dying at the age of 77.
Kennedy will be interred at Arlington National Cemetery with his brothers; a decision reached by the White House after ignoring a petition from the Kopechne family for a burial at sea.

The latest trend in pet pampering, doggie cocktail hour. Around the country, ‘yappie hours’ have been showing up at pet oriented night clubs like, the Sky Bark, in L.A. and Boston. At one such gathering, pooches dined on catered appetizers, drank canine cocktails, chicken broth and beet juice, and listened to house music while their owners mingled. Sadly, the evening was soured when Salomon Waltrip’s prize winning, pedigree, pooch, Daphne, a standard poodle, was slipped a ‘roofie’ in her kibble and gang-banged by a pack of wild dogs.