Michael Vick Jokes / Recent Jokes

While President Obama is fighting the health care issues, Bo the first dog will be fighting the health care issues for dog victims of Michael Vick!

Michael Vick has reportedly agreed to pay for the care of 54 pit bull dogs.

Vick stated, "If you don't take care of them, they don't fight worth crap"

Michael Vick may be in trouble already after being spotted with a vodka-pineapple drink. He could be suspended a few games by both the NFL and the Man Council.

Imprisoned quarterback Michael Vick has filed for bankruptcy protection while serving time for federal dogfighting charges. In the ultimate irony, the only transportation he can now afford is Greyhound.

Michael Vick is currently busy writing his life story. In fact, he's already on chapter 11.

If the NFL re-instates Michael Vick, his new team can expect hordes of protesters. But since that means people coming to the stadium, Detroit is very interested.

A judge has ruled that Michael Vick must pay his own way to his upcoming bankruptcy hearing. Ironically, he may have to take a Greyhound to get there.