Michael Vick Jokes / Recent Jokes

Michael Vick has said he hopes to return to the NFL as early as next season. In fact, the troubled QB assured reporters he's been working like a dog.

Michael Vick went 0 for 2 in his first game back in the NFL. Of course, if Vick owned the Eagles, anyone who performed that poorly would have been put down.

Michael Vick is back in the NFL after serving 18 months in prison for running a dogfighting ring.
NFL commissioner said in his letter to Vick "I accept that you are sincere when you say that you intend to be a positive role model for others... and not just for cats."

One of the conditions: he gets paid in kibble.

Michael Vick explained that he wasn’t flipping off fans at the Georgia Dome – it was his evil twin, Ron Mexico. Man, someone has got to stop that guy.

The Philadelphia Eagles are changing their name to The Philadelphia Vultures because vultures will pick up any dead diseased carcass from the side of the road!
Welcome to Philly Michael Vick!

So Michael Vick has been indicted on charges of running a Dog Fighting operation at some property he owns in Virginia.

One thing Michael Vick cannot be accused or indicted of and that is thinking outside the box when pondering the question, "What Would I Do if I had a Million Dollars."