Michael Vick Jokes / Recent Jokes

And Michael Vick opened a new winery and restaurant that is the first of its kind to serve marijuana residue in a water bottle. Though it's known as "The Tasting Room," we prefer to call it "Bongs N' Beaujolais." Vick admitted he was reluctant to get involved with the restaurant business, but in the end he simply couldn't pass.

NBA star Ron Artest was glad to see troubled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick express remorse for his involvement in a dogfighting operation and would like to reach out to him. Vick added, "Hey Ron, you're not helping."

Faith Hill will sing the opening theme to NBC's "Sunday Night Football" this season, the network announced Wednesday.

Allow me to be the first to send a sarcastic'thanks' to Michael Vick, for putting the NFL in the position where they feel the need to overcompensate their sensitivity. It's bound to be a lovely 07-08 vaginified season, where the teams group hug at the end of the game and no one loses.