Muffin Jokes / Recent Jokes

two muffins were in the oven
one muffin says "wow its pretty hott in here"
the other muffin says "aahhhhhh talking muffin"

Q. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? A. They both depend on the batter.

Their were two muffins in an oven.One muffin says, Boy its getting hot in here. The other muffin says AAAAAAGH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

Theres two Muffins baking in an oven and one muffin says to the other muffin gee its hot in here. The other muffin screams AHHHH!!! A talking muffin!

There are 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "Hot Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a
muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,
drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will
be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like
muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.
After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin
(with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muffin
without rasins. Drop the muffin as usual. When the white elephant finds
out that the muffin lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.
And then you catch it the same way as an ordinary grey elephant.

Ok so there are two muffins rite, and they are both in an oven. The first muffin goes "boy is it hot in here or what!" and the seconf muffin goes "HOLY SHIT, its a talking muffin!"