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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.
"And why not?" asked Stan.
"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"
Stan said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew.
Stan, make me an uncle."
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!"
"Well congratulations, you're holding him!"
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.
"And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"
Stan said nothing.
The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!"
"Well congratulations, you're holding him!"
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"Stan said nothing.The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?""Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!""Well congratulations, you're holding him!"
Larry was just seconds away from receiving a vasectomy, when his brother and sister-in-law barged into the room holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed his brother.
"Why not?" Larry asked.
"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday, just like we have here?" his brother asked.
Larry remained silent.
His brother grew impatient, "C'mon Larry, I want a nephew. Make me an uncle, Larry."
Finally, Larry couldn't take it any longer. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "Are you sure you want a nephew?"
"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."
"Well, congratulations," Larry said, "you're holding him!"
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His obnoxious brother...................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt...................................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes..........Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store.....Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia........U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white........Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois.................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin...............Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother.....Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach......Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle.................Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt.........Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle.................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst.........E Gogh
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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... more...
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... Winnie Bay Gogh