Nevada Jokes / Recent Jokes

Warren Steed Jeffs, head of the nation's largest polygamist sect and one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted fugitives, was captured in Nevada late Monday in what began as a routine traffic stop, authorities said today. The Salt Lake Tribune reported this morning that it is likely Jeffs will first be extradited to Arizona, to face the charges against him in that state. The Tribune also reported that Jeffs was traveling in a red Cadillac Escalade with temporary tags when he was stopped.
When asked for a comment Jeff's just grabbed his crotch and yelled "Pimpin! Pimpin!"

Democratic Senator Harry Reid called the proposal to make English the official language "racist." He then whispered, "We all know spics are too busy mowing lawns and making babies to learn a real language."