Obsolete Jokes / Recent Jokes
586:
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art:
Any computer you can`t afford.
Obsolete:
Any computer you own.
Microsecond:
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3:
Apple`s new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it`s three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago."
Syntax Error:
Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive:
The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.
GUI (pronounced "gooey"):
What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.
Keyboard:
The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse:
An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy:
The state of your more...
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can''t afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3: Apple''s new Macs that make you say' 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.''
Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced' 'gooey'')
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer: A device invented more...
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CA Constant Acquisitions
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC Do Expect Cuts
DOS Defunct Operating System
IBM 1. I've Been Mugged!
2. Incredibly Big Mistake
3. I Blame Microsoft
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
MACHINTOSH Machine Always Crashes, If Not, Then Operating System Hangs
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PINE Pine Is Not Elm
SCSI System Can't See It
TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name
WWW World Wide Wait
Dear Friends,
Here are some computer acronyms that we bump into occationally.
But do you really thought what these really meant?
Read the following and FIND OUT!
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>PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
>ISDN It Still Does Nothing
>APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
>SCSI System Can't See It
>DOS Defunct Operating System
>BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
>IBM I Blame Microsoft
>DEC Do Expect Cuts
>CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
>OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
>WWW World Wide Wait
>MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs
>PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics
>COBOL Completely Obsolete more...
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.
Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone more...
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Obsolete - Any computer you own.Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.System Update - A quick method more...