Olympics Jokes / Recent Jokes

Kellogg has announced it will not renew its sponsorship deal with Michael Phelps. Fortunately he should have no problem picking up a deal from Honey Bunches of Hemp.

Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year. We can only hope this doesn't lead to more acting opportunities.

The Winter Olympics have finally concluded. Americans are excited to resume not caring about winter sports.

Michael Phelps has come to the conclusion that if he was a professional tennis player,he would definitely prefer grass over clay.

Critics berated Canadian officials for creating such fast and treacherous courses for the Olympics.
But I think they did it to show off how good their much-maligned Canadian Health Care system is!

Members of a Marijuana advocacy group have written a strongly worded letter to Kellogg after the company cut ties with Michael Phelps. Kellogg was able to quiet the group by replying, "Dave's not here, man."

I see the Olympic Torch has finally arrived in China for the summer games. Which is ironic, because it was probably made there in the first place!

They could've just kept it there & saved a lot of gas money.