Olympics Jokes / Recent Jokes

Everyone used to wonder how michael phelps could eat 12,000 calories a day. Now they're like, oh munchies. got it

To which Michael Phelps responded by popping speed and doing a bump.

The International Pole Dancing Fitness Association has petitioned the International Olympic Committee as they want to see pole dancing become an Olympic sport. I can see the judges scoring system--- ONES, FIVES and TENS.

There are rumors that pole dancing may become an Olympic event. When asked if they would participate, most strippers said they would only compete in the Olympics to pay for college.

Today Phelps admitted his Olympic achievement was not quite what he’d hoped it would be. He said the only reason he swam so fast was the Chinese Press assured him he had a chance to win “Oct” (eight) - “Pool” (swimming) – “Co” (team) – “Gold” (medals)… Oct-Pool-Co-Gold… Accapulco Gold… you can see the confusion…

Many countries participating in the olympics fear that the Mexican Pole Vaulting team will take the gold as a result of the US border fence.

The International Olympic Committee has opened the bidding process for the 2014 Summer Youth Olympic Games. So far the strongest bidders are Michael Jackson and R. Kelly.