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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

The most dangerous organization in America today is: a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of
office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all
that.
Jesse James: I can list among my experience and
skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization,
intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security
measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette: My management style has been
criticized, but I'd like to think of my self as a people person.
Joseph Guillotine: I can give your company a head
start on the competition.
Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile
takeover.
Lucretia Borgia: My greatest accomplishment? After
I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of
sight one by one.
Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like
discovering new things.
Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On
my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations
of several more...

The most dangerous organization in America today is:
a) The KKK
b) The American Nazi Party
c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full ofsmiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing butassholes.

The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it.
The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who developed it.
The other line always moves faster.
The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
The person not here is the one working on the problem.
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.