Pasta Jokes / Recent Jokes

I'm starting a new program, called the Pasta Diet! The Italians have been using it for centuries. Here are the few simple steps:
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge

Oh God make it stop Pasta Bowl
There's a lot of this in the back Pasta Bowl
We were just going to throw this all out Pasta Bowl
You're embarrassing your family Pasta Bowl
I shop exclusively at Old Navy Pasta Bowl
Happy now? Pasta Bowl

Dad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner?
Courtney: No, but I'll have dime or quarter pasta.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please!

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy!