Pharmacy Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there'sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, andonce again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest ofthe pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway? So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow himto see where he goes."Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, startscracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow theguy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store."Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, "Is there a male pharmacist available?" "No" she says, "My sister and I own this place and we are both pharmacists. How can we help you?" The man steps back, opens his coat revealing this rather large bulge in the front of his pants and says, "Its been like this for 7 days now, can you give me anything for it?" "Hmmm", says the woman, "Let me go consult my sister." Moments later she returns and says, "OK, we'll give you $400 cash and a half interest in the pharmacy."
This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Listen,
I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I never had 3 girls at once,
I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent."
So the pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom
drawer and takes out a small black cardboard box marked with an
"X" and says "Here, if you eat this you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
The guy says "gimmee 3 boxes".
Same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the same
pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he
notices the man's dick is black blue, the skin's hanging off in
places. The man says "gimmee a bottle of Absorbine Jr."
To which the pharmacist replies "ABSORBINE JR.? You're not going
to put ABSORBINE JR. on that are you?"
Man "No it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up".
A newlywed couple are in a limousine on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise when they approach a pharmacy.
"Honey," the groom says, "I want to stop and pick up some condoms."
"That's a good idea," she replies. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine."
The groom gets out, enters the pharmacy and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please."
"Yes, sir," the clerk says, "but if you don't mind me asking, if it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
A couple of thieves wearing ski masks robbed a small town pharmacy. Fortunately, there were no injuries and all they succeeded in getting away with was the pharmacy's supply of Viagra.
Local police are on the lookout for the hardened criminals.
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The guy says "OK," and goes to the pharmacy to buy three Dramamine and three condoms. Next day, the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-day cruise. The guy says he'll take it. Returns to the same pharmacy and buys two more Dramamine and two more condoms. The following day, the travel agent calls again and says he can now book an eight-day cruise. Guy says, "OK," and goes back to the drug store and asks for three more Dramamine and three more condoms. Finally, the pharmacist asks, "Look, if it makes you sick, how come you keep doing it?"
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product. The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety. The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push up bottom to use."