Plastic Surgery Jokes / Recent Jokes

Last month, an ethics panel approved a London hospital's plan to carry out what could be the world's first full-face transplant.

Experts agree that this decision stands as a landmark in the life of Greta Van Susteren.

Some doctors are against the decision, but the FDA's position remains firm.

"My Beautiful Mommy," a new children’s book, aims to explain plastic surgery.

Other titles in the series include, "My Drunken Daddy", "My Promiscuous Sister," and "My Friendly Priest."

Associated Press: "The body of ex-model Jasmine Fiore was found Aug. 15 in a suitcase that had been dumped in a trash bin in Orange County, Calif. Fiore, 28, had been strangled. Her teeth and fingers were gone, and her body was so mutilated that investigators had to identify her though the serial number of her breast implants, prosecutors said Friday."
Me: Identified by her breast implants...sure, why should death be any different?

Porn star Mary Carey unveiled plans on Tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity.


Not to be outdone, former Jag star Catherine Bell plans to auction off her breast implants that will include a complete autobiography.