Plastic Surgery Jokes / Recent Jokes

Fulfills secret lifelong dream of looking like abused Filipino woman.

According to the BBC, a UK team has been given permission to carry out the world's first full face transplant. And if ever there was a nation in need this procedure, it would be the United Kingdom. Cheers.

Some lucky guy is getting a transplanted kidney after asking for one on Facebook. Ha! Not one of my 1,000 Facebook “friends” would even respond to, “Hey, just landed in L.A. Anyone know a good Thai place?”

Coincidentally lifting breasts and the spirits of men worldwide.

Huntington Beach Police are seeking a woman they said used a false identity to get breast implants and liposuction, then skipped town. Not to arrest her, but to'interrogate' her.

After botched plastic surgery, Tara Reid told Us Weekly she'll, "never be perfect again." And by "perfect," Reid means an alcoholic sex-addict who wants elective surgery.