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MMA Fighter Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are the proud parents of twin boys. Fortunately Jameson has plenty of experience dealing with two boys at once.
Porn legend Jenna Jameson, 34, gave birth Monday to two healthy boys. Doctors delivered the twins at 11:23 & 11:34. Doctors also delivered a rubber fist and arm, a dozen ping pong balls, and an Asian midget.
Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie.
Bad: It's over five years old.
Worse: Your daughter's the star.
Good: Your son's interested in school.
Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass.
Worse: Making a sex ed video.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid
Bad: He keeps interupting.
Worse: With corrections!
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer. (a GOOD one)
Good: Your more...
Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning. The new mother was not only thrilled about having twins but was ecstatic when one of the boys spoke his first words by saying, "Hi, I'm here to clean your pool"
What else is there to say, except: easiest...delivery...EVER!
I didn't realize that porn star Jenna Jameson had given birth to twins.
When it comes to multiples,I would have figured her for sextuplets.
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