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I read about this porn star named Jordan Capri who said she wished that porn could be more Christian. I agree because I can't wait to watch a movie called "Girls Waiting for Marriage."

A new porn website recently caused a stir because it closely resembled the Bank of America site. A spokesperson from B of A said, "We knew something was up when we started getting some very unusual deposits."

It's amazing how successful the porn industry is and yet it doesn't know how to advertise to it's target audience, especially internet porn. You get these fake friend requests on MySpace or e-mails like "an important notice for you", but what the porn industry doesn't realize is men don't need to be tricked into watching porn. We think about sex every seven seconds, the ol' bait and switch is not neccessary. I have never been masturbating and halfway through been like, "What's going on? Oh no, I've been tricked by porn again, DAMN YOU PORN!" Porn is not like vegetables or housework that we have to be coaxed into, porn is the dessert, like jell-o or pudding...that two woman wrestling in. Porn is like housework...being done by a naughty frenchmaid. See now every guy that's reading this is now thinking about bending that french maid over and using the feather duster for something else and if you weren't then, you are now.

The autobiography of a former Japanese porn actress has become the latest craze amongst teenage girls in Taiwan. Platonic Sex has sold 70, 000 copies since it hit the shops in December and discusses Ai Iijima's childhood, the sex industry and her move into acting and writing. But despite proving popular with teenagers, Taiwanese women's groups fear the book may encourage girls to enter the sex industry. One campaigner, Tang Li-yen of the Women and Children Protection Foundation, said: "It would encourage our young people to learn from Ms Iijima." But many teenagers say they admire 28-year-old Ai Iijima's open attitude to sex and find her eventful life inspiring. Veronic Hsieh, a 17-year-old student, has told the: "I want to know how a former porn actress like her can finally find her way back to the right path and lead a normal life."

A man walks into a porn shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a inflatable doll.
Shopkeeper sais "male or female"
Man sais "female"
Shopekeeper sais "black or white"
Man sais "white"
Shopkeeper sais " christian or muslim"
The man sais what the fuck does religion have to do with it.
Muslims blow themselves up.

An Illinois couple bought their young daughter a Microsoft Zune media player from Wal-Mart. The gadget, they said, came preloaded with raunchy pornography. But when they went back to Wal-Mart to complain, the store manager blamed the situation on Microsoft. The couple disagreed, saying “there was nothing micro or soft about it.”

Scientists have found the remains of 3 million year old girl. She was probably a bitch like my aunt, who's been around for about that long.
If they find my remains in 3 million years, it'll probably be my skeleton decaying over a large stack of porn.