Postcard Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man was having an affair. The woman involved
suddenly announced that
she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find
out, he gave her
a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the
country, to
Germany to stay with friends, to wait out the
pregnancy and have the
baby.
"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she
asked.
"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send
me a postcard
and write' sauerkraut' on the back".
Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and
went off to
Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the man's wife
called him at his
office. "Dear, you received a very strange postcard
in the mail
today", she explained. "I don't understand what it
means!"
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he
replied.
Later that evening, the man read his more...
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
"No thank you," the gentleman replied.
"That will be all."
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife? " he asked.
"Yeah! Thats a good idea," the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard."
It wasn't until after Sue Quirke had shredded the postcard that she discovered it was her tax rebate check - one of millions sent to Wisconsin taxpayers this week. "I just thought it was an advertisement for a free something or other," Quirke said. Quirke's bank has declined to take the check - which she patched back with tape - because it would not go through any of its machines. The state is sending $700 million in tax rebate checks to 2.5 million taxpayers as part of a tax relief package.
The rebates feature a sales tax logo on the back and a quote from Gov. Tommy Thompson: "It's your money!" The state Department of Revenue said it included the logo and quote to prevent people from tossing the card out.
But Willard Riemer, owner of Riemer's Flowers in Thiensville, said the quote from Thompson made him think the postcard was a piece of campaign literature.
"Important stuff from the state usually comes in a yellow envelope," Riemer said. more...
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers. One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send him a postcard with the word SAURKRAUT on it when she gave birth. About nine months later the doctor arrived home when his wife handed him a postcard. "Here", she said. "This came in the mail today". The doctor took the postcard and it read... SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT SAURKRAUT TWO WITH WEINERS & ONE WITHOUT!