Publisher Jokes

A man submitted an autobiography to a publisher. The publisher read the first 3 pages and said, ” I cant publish this book! Youre just writing a story about your car!
The man said, ” I know….. thats why they call it an auto-biography!! ”

Copied from Houston Chronicle Columnist, Jim Barlow
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