Rehab Jokes / Recent Jokes
Boston Red Sox hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka allowed five runs in the first inning of a rehab start. That's the worst rehab start since Amy Winehouse.
...Amy Winehouse has just completed a stay at a rehab center, declaring that she has kicked her drug habit....she says she is getting ready to check into another facility, even though she no longer uses...quote amy: "It's only a matter of time before i get hooked on something else. I'm looking at this as pre-hab."
Tiger Woods left sex rehab today. I heard treatment consists of looking at pictures of Rosie O'Donell and Rosanne Barr in string bikinis.
Do you have to go into rehab if you are hooked on phonics?
Burt Reynolds checked into Florida drug rehab facility last week for what his publicist said was an addiction to pain killers. The 72 year old actors equally famous 70's porn style mustache also entered rehab for what is publicist said was an addiction to Burt Reynolds.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A: You know, I feel like a new boy!