Rehab Jokes / Recent Jokes

Actress Lindsay Lohan has spoken out abut her rehab visit
" it wasn't what I expected, I felt right at home "
we the people are wondering if it was because the staff was so hospitable or if it was because her dad was her roommate

REHAB is for quitters

Chad Ochocinco says he tested out his injured left knee by having sex. In related news, the Cincinnati Bengals offer the best rehab ever.

Tiger Woods has reportedly entered a sex rehab clinic in Arizona. He's not addicted to sex, it's just a great place to meet women.

Eddie Van Halen entered rehab to "work on" himself. He may miss Van Halen's induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and a planned reunion tour this summer.

"I know things look bad", said Eddie, "but you have to focus on the bright side - I still have most of my teeth."