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Once a man bought a new television set. He told his servant," see i have bought a new t. v and the most important is the
Remote. Now i can stand in the kitchen and change the channels." then the man went out and returned in the evening. He asked
The servant," so, did you enjoy watching t. v? At this the servant replied," while watching t. v, using the remote is a pain.
Everytime i have to go to the kitchen to change the channels."

The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase.
As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" she asked.
"No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!"

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse."Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked."No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him."

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for atelevision set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so Ifigured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

There was a beloved man in Korea named Rhee. He worked as a stringer for LIFE magazine. Once while on assignment in a remote mountain area he became lost and wasn't heard from for several weeks. A search party was sent to look for this him.After days in the wilderness, they received word that he was alive, but ill, in a remote village. When the leader of the search party finally located the respected old man, he said:"Ah, sweet Mr. Rhee of Life at last I've found you!"