Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes

Where can a nasty, crotchety, and somewhat sadistic former Secretary of Defense turn to for a career change? Donald Rumsfeld has found the perfect new career. Starting tomorrow, he will be employed as a greeter at Walmart

Just two weeks after announcing his bid for a run for the Presidentcy, Republican Sen. John Ensign of Nevada admits to an extramarital affair last year with a young campaign aide.
Is this what Republicans mean by "Drill Baby Drill"?

Capitalizing on the Jay Leno / Conan O'Brien confusion at NBC, Fox News has announced that it is joining the late night comedy business by hiring Sarah Palin as a "news analyst."

Republican Senator John Ensign (NV) has stepped down from his leadership post, after admitting he carried on an extramarital affair with a woman who was on his campaign staff.
There's a lot of speculation as to his next move; with what we know about him now, I'd say he's already a halfway decent Democrat.

According to a new book on the 2008 presidential campaign, Sarah Palin did not know why North and South Korea were separate. She also said she didn't know why there's an East and West Virginia.

Republican Congressman Mark Foley had cyber-sex with teenaged male interns.

President Bush denounced the action saying, "I'm against sex with children, especially since Jeff Gannon's available."

A salesman was travelling between towns and got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that it was flat, too. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the nearest town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a pickup truck. He yelled out the window to the salesman "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I do", replied the salesman.
"You a Democrat or Republican?", asked the old man.
"A Republican", replied the salesman.
"Get screwed!", yelled the old man as he sped off.
The next to stop rolled down the window and asked the same question, to which the salesman gave the same answer "Republican."
The driver gave him the finger and drove off.
The salesman thought it over, and decided that maybe he should change his approach, since there appeared to be few Republicans in this area.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. more...