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Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer. If the conference is successful, there goes Alaska's musical theater.

President Bush has been very stingy with pardons during his time in office. Some high profile individuals such as Michael Milken, Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, and Louisiana Gov. Edwin W. Edwards have yet to receive pardons. In fact, your best chance for a pardon under Bush is if your name is Tom Turkey.

Dick, how many times do you have to be told--diet and exercise are the keys to a healthy heart.

Former President George W. Bush threw out the first pitch before the Texas Rangers' home opener. The Rangers went on to win the game, even though they had fewer runs.

The AP reported that Turkmenistan's authoritarian President Saparmurat Niyazov died of cardiac arrest. George Bush responded by accusing the AP of making up countries.

"Vice-President nominee Sarah Palin, a former sportscaster, shows off her stellar play-by-play skills in this 1988 video. Watch how Sara illustrates her strong, opinionated remarks when she advises then-Los Angeles Dodgers baseball manager Tommy Lasorda to learn how to relax. Maybe Bob Costas should become Secretary of Defense?"

The Romantic Comedy. More about the new star of the Republican Party, Sarah Palin. What's up with barely mentioning George Bush? There may be some George Bush themes in McCain's Acceptance Speech.