Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes
Vice President Biden says Cheney was'dead wrong' in his criticism of the new administration's security policy. Cheney says Biden is'half right'.
The Pentagon is recommending President Bush add 92,000 soldiers to the military over the next five years. Bush responded by saying, "Now where are we going to get that many poor people?"
President Bush: If I knew there really was not any nuclear weapons in North Korea, and we could kick their ass and if they had something that would have made me and my friends very, very, rich like diamonds, oil, gold I would send the troops in like we were saving the world from Evil. But, since North Korea has a real nuke, and the leader is really evil and crazy and a real threat to the world. Screw it. We are not going.
On Monday, Lebanese prime minister Faud Siniora hosted a surprise visit by Condoleezza Rice. "Condi!" he shouted from deep inside a bomb shelter, "I'd love to chat, but it's kind of a bad time."
Karl Rove says that President Bush would veto bills allowing expanded embryonic stem-cell research, saying "We were all an embryo at one point."
But look what happened to some of those embroys--they grew up to become Karl Rove and President Bush.
PS Is anyone looking into directing research into discovering which embryos will turn into evil douchebags?
On September 10th, George and Lady Bush laid wreaths
for the anniversary of 9/11.