Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes

Capitalizing on the enormous popularity of Sarah Palin, FOX has announced that the Alaskan governor will star in three holiday specials:
Dec 4--"There's No Place Like Nome for the Holidays"
Dec 10--"I Can See the North Pole from My House"
Dec 15--"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town--You Betcha!"

In a newly released book "Game Change", Sarah Palin says that her selection as the Vice-Presidential nominee of the Republican party was "God's plan." So.... God really does have a sense of humor!

President Bush compared Congress' Democratic leaders Thursday to people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century.

The Democrats responded that Bush has only two years left in office, but they'll pay more attention and will make sure he doesn't become like those dictators.

George W. Bush marked September 11th with silence. People around the world agree it was his most intelligent statement to date.

ABC News reported today that President Bush's twin daughter had her purse and cell phone taken while she was dining in a Buenos Aires restaurant. In an unrelated story, the AP has reported that the USS Abraham Lincoln is headed to South America.

In an ABC interview last night Sarah Palin struggled with foreign policy questions. In particular, she was unable to describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. In all fairness, President Bush can't describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. Palin also admitted she had never met any foreign heads of state. Well, except for one--Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In the latest New Yorker magazine, CIA director Leon Panetta fired back against criticism that former VP Dick Cheney has been leveling against the Obama administration. A spokesman for Mr. Cheney said that he felt bad about his remarks, and to show there were no hard feelings, has invited Mr. Panetta to go hunting with him.