Republican Jokes / Recent Jokes
President Bush officially pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey today at the White House. Quite remarkable for someone who sentenced a record number of people to death during his stint as governor of Texas. There he goes showing his compassionate conservative side again.I guess as the terms'subpoena' and'impeachment' get cast around Congress so does'pardon' and'amnesty' in the Executive Branch.
The top United States’ general defended Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, by saying, “He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him his best for our country.” He later added, “Also the good Lord doesn’t like innocent Iraqi civilians very much.”
The idea of Palin as President of the United States has many of us questioning term limits. If McPain is going to win, I want another four years of Bush, war and recession, thank you very much.
President Bush's annual physical revealed that he is in excellent health despite a four pound weight gain. "No big deal," said his doctor, "there's still plenty of room for the puppeteer to maneuver his hand."
George Bush was recently quoted by Bob Woodward as saying, “I’ll stay in Iraq even if the only support I have left is from my wife and my dog.” .
In other news, Spot has officially come out against the war.
In a recent video, John McCain said that he was proud of Sarah Palin. Maybe that's why he isn't President.
How to tell a Democrat from a Republican during the Holiday Season
by John Carlson And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays: Republican say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army. Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Democrats get back at Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning
When toasting the Holidays, Republicans ask for sherry or mulled wine. Democrats ask for egg nog.
When not in stores, Republicans use a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible tv offers" on late night television.
Democrats do more...