Salmonella Jokes

Amid a recent salmonella outbreak in peanut factories, a spokesman for M&M’s said the woman is lucky she didn’t find a peanut in the Peanut M&M’s.

Kellogg Co. on Friday recalled 16 products containing peanut butter due to possible salmonella contamination. The products include Keebler branded Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers and Keebler Soft Batch Homestyle Peanut Butter Cookies. A spokesperson for Kellogg said if the salmonella outbreak continues, the company may have to layoff up to one hundred elves.

Have you ever noticed girls who sit their handbags on public toilet floors - then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the table? Happens a lot! It's not always the' restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know' will' hurt you"! Read on... Mum got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped their handbags down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up food. She always said that handbags are really dirty, because of where they have been. Smart Mum!!! It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our handbags, do you have any idea what's on the outside?
Shauna Lake put handbags to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your handbag. Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public toilets to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their handbags, but did you ever stop to think about where your more...