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little sammys parents were out for a week so they got sally to baby sit him.when she got sammy to bed her boyfriend came over. and they wanted to have sex but they didnt want to wake sammy up so they said code names like
they were making a sandwitch:
mayo=fuck me
lettus=faster
meat=put your dick in farther
mustard=harder
so they used those code names all night... when sammy woke up that mornig he said sally why is there mayo on the couch and i herd you making a sandwitch last night i want you to do the same! please

Former baseball slugger Sammy Sosa has stated that he would be willing to come back to the game for the right offer. That offer? $1 million contract, no trade clause and, oh yeah, lots and lots of steroids.

On his first day home from his extracurricular classes for the gifted, little Sammy said to his father, "Daddy, what's sex?"
The boy's father turned red and went into a long, detailed explanation of the birds and the! bees. When he was finished, Sammy pulled a questionnaire from his back pocket.
That's very interesting," he said, "but how'm I going to fit it all in this little box next tdi' sex'?"

Two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out - I'm a little worried," said Tim.
"Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!"
"Oh yeah?" replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is!" Sammy answered.
"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"