Sarah Palin Jokes / Recent Jokes
Sarah Palin compared hockey moms to pit bulls, saying the difference is that "one wears lipstick". While hockey moms may wear lipstick, pit bulls rarely let their offspring get pounded without some protection.
Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer. If the conference is successful, there goes Alaska's musical theater.
"Vice-President nominee Sarah Palin, a former sportscaster, shows off her stellar play-by-play skills in this 1988 video. Watch how Sara illustrates her strong, opinionated remarks when she advises then-Los Angeles Dodgers baseball manager Tommy Lasorda to learn how to relax. Maybe Bob Costas should become Secretary of Defense?"
Capitalizing on the enormous popularity of Sarah Palin, FOX has announced that the Alaskan governor will star in three holiday specials:
Dec 4--"There's No Place Like Nome for the Holidays"
Dec 10--"I Can See the North Pole from My House"
Dec 15--"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town--You Betcha!"
In a newly released book "Game Change", Sarah Palin says that her selection as the Vice-Presidential nominee of the Republican party was "God's plan." So.... God really does have a sense of humor!
In an ABC interview last night Sarah Palin struggled with foreign policy questions. In particular, she was unable to describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. In all fairness, President Bush can't describe President Bush's doctrine of pre-emptive strikes against threatening nations. Palin also admitted she had never met any foreign heads of state. Well, except for one--Arnold Schwarzenegger.