Sarah Palin Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Ballad of Sarah PalinSong Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason StormProduced by Warpedcorp

The full moon Friday night was the biggest one of the year as the moon reached its closest point to our planet. The moon was so close to Earth, in fact, that Sarah Palin prolcaimed, "I can see the Sea of Tranquility from my house."

I understand America's excitment over Sarah Palin. It's simple. This is the first Vice President that people would want to fuck. Sure, Al Gore could stay stiff for days but his personality turned people off.

Sarah Palin wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade – the supreme court case protecting women’s right to abortion.

Palin says, “If I have to be stuck with 5 kids, everyone has to be stuck with 5 kids.

Sarah's secret weapon for the debate. I wonder if Biden can play flute like this?

During last night's debate Sarah Palin twice mistakenly referred to the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan as "Gen. McClellan." His name is David McKiernan. General McClellan was a union general during the civil war. Ironically, John McCain served with distinction under General McClellan.

After her performance in last night’s debate, Sarah Palin has dropped out of the Vice Presidential race citing financial hardship. She reportedly has signed lucrative contracts with Anheuser Bush and The National Tourette Syndrome Foundation.