Sarah Palin Jokes / Recent Jokes
Sarah Palin's so thrilled about her first book, that she's decided to read another one!
Sarah Palin has beenquiet for over three weeks. No comedy writer suicides have yet beenreported. Then again, most of them live alone.
Very unexpectedly this afternoon, Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska.
And very predictably moments later, Keith Olbermann spontaneously ejaculated in his pants.
Back in November, the Huffington Post reported that Sarah Palin could get $7 Million Dollars to write a book.
Skipping the obligiatory Write-a-book?-I-didn't-even-know-she-could-read comment, I do wanna say that I think this is pretty short-sighted. I don't care about Sarah Palin's story, because we already know it. I'm tired of her story already, and I have no interest in hearing it in her own voice. It'd probably sound a lot like Huckleberry Finn - except with twice the tits, three times the racism and none of the biting social commentary.
No...Sarah Palin's isn't the story to be published. Bristol's is. Bristol's the one with the story - especially after her interview on Fox News.
It's the classic narrative, and it's one that every woman can resonate with even more so than Mrs. Golly G. Shoot-a-Moose over there.
How My Mother and a Boy F*cked Up My Life - By Bristol Harley Davidson Palin.
If you think Oprah won't fall over herself to endorse that, then I've got more...
The man who takes care of the Sarah Palin family sled racing dogs is complaining about his job: "All of that inbreeding has resulted in lowered intelligence and a very bad temperament.....and the dogs aren't that smart either."
Sarah Palin says she quit her office to answer a "higher calling"...sigh.
Y'ever feel like you could almost see how a chain of events will come to pass? I like to call it "Writer's Foresight," because sometimes people's lives will fit a certain narrative model almost perfectly. And I'll tell ya - considering this woman has never met an epiphany she couldn't MISS, I do NOT see her personal story ending well.
At the rate she's going, I'd bet anybody $100 she winds up drunk and insane like "Lola" from "Copacabana:" Her name was SArah...she was a MOron...she sported shoulderlengthbrownhair, and a foureyedvacantstare...
This week Sarah Palin made her seven year old daughter wear a Philadelphia Flyers jersey and accompany her while dropping the ceremonial first puck at a Flyers game to prevent the crowd from booing her.
John McCain is also catching on to this strategy and for the rest of the campaign will always appear with his granddaughter because he believes no one would boo an 85 year old lady.