Sarah Palin Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Sarah Palin, visited the Today Show this morning with her baby son Tripp and her father Todd to promote the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.
Apparently Sarah Palin wanted to be there but she was off promoting the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Incompetence.

A new poll says that 7 out of 10 Americans feel that Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president.
Of her PTA.

Sarah Palin has taken to her Facebook page to demand that PresidentObama fire his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel for referring to a plan thatwould attack Democrats who are opposed to health care legislation as"f----ing retarded". Palin says Emanuel's remark was disparaging tothe disabled. She went on to say that Emanuel could have more properlyand sensitively emphasized his point by saying that the plan was"fucking mentally challenged."

The Republican party spent $150,000 in two months on clothes, hair styling, and accessories for Sarah Palin. Today Barack Obama denied he was referring to Palin when he said, "You can put lipstick and a $5,000 Oscar de la Renta dress on a pig, but it's still a pig."

Newly released academic research from the University of South Florida suggests that Sarah Palin's attractiveness hurt her ability to gain votes this past election.
However, this finding has to be taken with a grain of salt; researchers admitted that whenever they attempted to factor in Palin's apparent disregard for wildlife, the environment, women's health, foreign policy and all-around glaring lack of intellectual curiosity, their interns kept bursting into flame.

Sarah Palin announced she’ll write a memoir. In the book, to be entitled, Gosh Golly, You Betcha, Palin tells how a woman with a severely limited vocabulary almost became Vice President of the United States.

Sarah Palin said she could see it coming from a mile away.
In an interview last month, Sarah Palin described Bristol's fiance as a "hands-on" dad. If Internet rumors are to be believed, he now has his hands on another woman.