Sarah Palin Jokes / Recent Jokes

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's teen daughter Bristol has called it quits with Levi Johnston. The Governor, who said she has no ill feelings toward Levi, referred to him as a Maverick, a trooper, and one hell of an actor.

Sarah Palin said she meant no disrespect after she was photographed wearing a hat on which Sen. John McCain's name had been blacked out. Palin explained that she was trying to remain "incognito" while vacationing in Hawaii. Interestingly, Palin ran into another person with a blacked out hat--a Mets fan.

Apparently, she's unable to raise her right hand and recite the oath at the same time.

She also said, she knows who won't be managing her run in 2012.

A new poll finds that 64 percent of Republicans want to see Governor Sara Palin make a run for the White House in 2012, putting them on the same page as 100 percent of Democrats, joke-writers and metaphorical glass ceiling repairmen.

Yes, it seems the Joneses are trying to keep up with the Palins.

Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi Johnston is welcome to visit on Thanksgiving. Coincidentally, Thanksgving is about a week after the Playgirl magazine hits the stands in which Levi shows the world his drumstick.