Sarah Palin Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sarah Palin met with the Republican governors association yesterday. She said, "Just because we are the minority party doesnt mean we have to be the negative party." The new GOP slogan: happy happy joy joy.

Critics say that Republican VP nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Palin lacks the experience to be the nation's Commander-in-Chief.. This is simply not true. As Alaska's Commander-in-Chief, she once dispatched the Alaska National Guard to quell a herd of rioting moose.

Alaska governor Sarah Palin (the vice president nomination)reveals her history in this exclusive footage of her accepting therepublican committee's nomination to be interim vice president (untilMcCain's heart gives out).

I have looked into the future.The bad news is: Sarah Palin is elected President on November 6,2012.The good news is:On December 21,2012,the world comes to an end.

Alaska makes Craig an honorary citizen. The Governor of Alaska(now John McCain's 2008 running mate) sends Craig Ferguson a personalvideo offering honorary citizenship to the host. From June of 2007.

The Associated Press has confirmed that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have not only called off their engagement, but have broken up completely.
This news came as a great shock to a single person - one Alan Goldstein of Brooklyn, New York - who had just awoke from a fifteen year coma. On top of learning that a teenage boy would not be marrying the girl he impregnated, he was also surprised to learn that wrestling is scripted, baseball players take performance-enhancing drugs and that the President of the United States is black.

McCain announced today that he would name Levi Johnston, the future son in law of Sarah Palin, Energy Secretary in his administration. When asked about appointing a high schooler with no experience, McCain said "This guy is perfect for me, not only is he not afraid to drill offshore, he is also comfortable drilling onshore in unprotected areas."