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Three guys are sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly, there's a beeping sound. The first guy presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The other two give him a curious look.
"Oh, that's my pager," he says with a grin. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rings and the second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes, he explains, "That was just my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna and returns a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper extending from his butt.
The others raise their eyebrows and he explains, "I'm receiving a fax."

Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked
in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stoped. The others looked
at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to
do something just as impressive. He steped out of the sauna and went to
toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his butt.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm
getting a Fax," he explains.

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a
beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping
stops. The others look at him curiously.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm
to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending
from his ass. The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a fax," he explains.

Five Scandinavian men were going to prove who was man enough to endure a really hot sauna. One of the men was an electrical engineer and wired the benches such that if your butt left the surface, an alarm would sound, ending the contest for the unlucky participant.
The ambient temperature of the sauna was set to rise from 80 degrees Celsius in half-degree increments every minute. In 40 minutes, it would be at 100 degrees, the boiling point of fresh water. A device was created so that water was poured onto the hot rocks at a rate of about 30 milliliters (one ounce) every minute. It was going to be a pressure cooker.
To keep things fair, the men were completely undressed. They drew straws to see who would sit where on the top bench. Closer to the rocks was a slight disadvantage - the one sitting there would get the steam a full 1/2 second before the last person.
It started off well. The men were joking, but soon it got seriously warm. It wasn't long before the highest part more...