Serial Jokes

Bainbridge Township -

As riders swoop and loop on the Serial Thriller at Six Flags Ohio, hats, glasses, false teeth and an artificial leg have been known to fly through the air.

Teeth and a leg? Recently, a guest's dentures fell out on the ride. Luckily, they did not land in the lake below and were soon found. Another person lost a prosthetic leg, but it was discovered nearby. Both items were quickly reclaimed.

"People who lose shoes get upset because you have to have shoes to get on rides," Rak said. They are given vouchers to buy flip-flop sandals. Those who lose keys can leave their vehicles in the parking lot overnight if they can find a ride. Otherwise, a local locksmith will make a new key for $100 to $200, Murphy said. "He comes at least once a day," she said.

Murphy said she and others thought there was nothing new that could be lost at Six Flags until someone found a silicone breast enhancer floating in the wave more...

Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier. It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin. Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.
It attacks DOS, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80, and VHS systems.
To prevent the spresd of the worm:
Don't use the powerline.
Don't use batteries either, since there are rumors that this virus has invaded most major battery plants and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)
Don't upload or download files.
Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.
Do NOT read messages! Not even this one!
Don't use serial ports, modems, or phone lines.
Don't use keyboards, screens, or more...

Did you know there are serial number on condoms......... No?. I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

Did you know there are serial number on condoms... No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before!
It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier.
It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin.
Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.
It attacks DOS, Win95, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80, VHS, and BetaMax systems.
To prevent the spread of the worm:
Don't use the powerline.
Don't use batteries either, since there are rumors that this virus has invaded most major battery plants and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)
Don't upload or download files.
Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.
Don't read messages. Not even this one!
Don't use serial ports, modems, or phone lines.
Don't use more...