Sleeping Jokes / Recent Jokes
Since Childhood Morron's Family Members Gave Him A Walkman And Earphones Which He Always Used. Even While Sleeping He Used
It. His Friends Were Curious To Know What Exactly There Was In That Tape. When They Asked Him, He Replied "If I Don't Hear It
I Will Die". Once When They Went To A Picnic They Took The Earphones Off Him While Sleeping And The Next Day He Was Found
Dead. They Were Shocked. One Of Them Then Heard What Exactly Was In The Tape. And What He Heard Was "Breath In, Breath Out,
Breath In, Breath Out...."
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
1. "Amen"
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
1. "Amen"
yo mommas so dumb she tried to wake-up a sleeping bag
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."