Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes

CNN just announced that Britney Spears has filed for divorce. Does this mean that we can now call the soon-to-be former Mr. Spears "K-FedEx"?

Britney Spears sais to a fish: How do you have so many Fans?

Brittany Spears is so plastic, people try to sell her in stores.

Shaggy, Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts. Shaggy says," Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says," Stronger than yesterday."

A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper/dancer Kevin Federline. Can you actually believe that there are men out there that think they now have a shot at the new divorcee? I don't even think Kevin is gay. Oh well, happy hunting fellas.

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be: Anna Nicole Smith. Sent by Marisa

Hollywood, CA - Road-comedian Billy Spado, 43, raised the standup comedy bar to staggering new heights on Tuesday at Hollywood's own The Comedy Store with brilliantly hilarious cracks about the US-Mexican border, as well as Britney Spears recent performance at the VMA awards show. Spado's unique style of observational humor left the 90-person audience breathless from laughter.

"Bush should build a wall along the Mexican border to keep out illegal immigrants. And you know who's gonna build that wall? The illegal Mexican immigrants, that's who!" Spado exclaimed to a cheering crowd.

Spado's crack about Spears' VMA performance was a stunningly brilliant sight gag that we can't really put into words, but trust us, it absolutely slaughtered the crowd.

Spado will be here all week.