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What did Britney Spears say when she peed on the bed?
Oops I did it again!

What do Pepsi and Britney Spears have in common? Both come with plastic jugs.

Britney Spears won't perform on this year's MTV Video Music Awards, according to her manager. Since she lost custody of her kids, Britney has no one to drive her to the show.

Britney Spears donned a wig and glasses to blend in with party-goers at K-Fed's album release. I'm not sure why she needed a disguise, as no one would believe that anyone as famous as Spears would ever attend such a crappy party.

Britney Spears filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences and his new album. Spears will get to keep everything she had before the two married, including 100% of the couple's assets and talent.

There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls ever! They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to the doctor's for help. The doctor looks at them and says, "Well, this is a tough one, but this is what you have to do; jump into a river and say the name of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly like that person." So the first one goes and says "Britney Spears" and when she gets out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears. Then the second one went and she said "Alyssa Milano" and became Alyssa Milano. Then came the third one... When she jumped into the river (being so terrified of swimming) said "AY TA-E!" (means shit)

Mr. Eric was walking around the form 3 block when he saw one of the form 3 class, 3'T', making noise. He entered the classroom and this is what happened....
Mr. Eric: Who was playing and talking please stand up or the whole class gets it.
Anand: "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up"(Eminem)
Mr. Eric: You! I want you to come to my office now Office Time: 0900hrs
Mr. Eric: What Is Your name?
Anand: "Say My Name Say My Name"(Destiny's Child)
Mr. Eric: Don't play a fool
Anand: "Can't Believe I'm The Fool Again"(Westlife)
Mr. Eric: Do you want me to beat you?
Anand: "Hit Me Baby One More Time"(Britney Spears)
Mr Eric: What did u say?
Anand: "WHAT!"(Stone Cold)
Mr. Eric: Are you out of your head? Anand: "I Can't Get U Outta My Head"(Kylie Minogue)
Mr. Eric: Who do you think you are?
Anand: "I'm A Genie In Bottle"(Christina Aguilera)
Mr. Eric: more...