Spears Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Namibian official's claim that Britney Spears plans to have her next baby in that nation has been denied by one of Spears' representatives. Incidentally, it was that same Namibian official who started the Richard Gere gerbil rumor.

There's 4 people on a plane and one is the smartest man in the world, one's a hippie, ones the president and one is britney spears. the plane is about to crash and there's only three parachutes so the president says, " I think i deserve a parachute, afterall, i am the president." So he takes the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Next britney spears says, " I think i should use the next parachute afterall, i am britney spears." so she jumped out of the plane. then there was only the hippie and the smartest man. They were debating who should use the next parachute and the hippie said, "i dont think we have to worry about anything like that, britney spears just jumped out with my backpack. and they jumped out of the plane.