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there were 3 old lades siting on a park bencha man comes up and opened his coat the first old lady had a stroke the second had a stroke and the last could not reach
A Sardarni competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The French woman came in first, the English woman second.
The Sardarni finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
A sardarni competed with a french woman and an english woman in the breast stroke division of an english channel swim competition.
The french woman came in first, the english woman second.
The sardarni finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "i don't want to complain, but i think those other two girls used their arms."
Three women were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The brunette won and the redhead came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. As time went on without her appearing, the crowd was becoming more and more concerned. Just as they were about to lose hope, the blonde finally arrived.
Overjoyed and relieved to see she was safe, they embraced the young girl as she came ashore.
After all the excitement had died down, she leaned over to the judge and said, "I don't mean to be a poor loser, but I'm sure those other girls used their arms!"
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke... the order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where wasthe blonde??? She was still racing! When she got to the finish line... she said " THEY CHEATED!!"The Judge said "how??" The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke...the order of finish was:The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where wasthe blonde??? She was still racing! When she got to the finish line...she said " THEY CHEATED!!"The Judge said "how??"The dumb blonde screamed..."THEY USED THEIR ARMS!"
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.
One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.
After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight.
"What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.
"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.
"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait. Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view.
Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde, "What took you so more...