Tail Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Key To Play With? Ans: Hockey A Key To Visit? Ans: Turkey A Key With A Tail? Ans: Monkey
You look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade?
I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts.
I understand that's Animal Magic is your favorite show because so many of your relatives are on it.
I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.
That's funny you calling me an animal, and it's you that has the webbed feet.
You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.
You look familiar too, have I ever seen you hanging by the tail from the tree in my garden?
Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time ?
body: This is a true transcript of an essay written by a M. P. at the Parliamentarians English Exam (PEE). As many Parliamentarians failed it, PEE is not done in Parliament anymore.
The Sri Lanka Elefant
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There is a three Sri Lanka elefants. One is a home elefant. Two is a val elefant. Three is a UNP party animal.
The elefant has 5 legs.
Elefant has long thunk hanging between. 2 white iworry tasks some have on both side of hanging thunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some bad men rape the val elefant to get iworry.
Elefants like to eat banananas, bunns, gnanakathas, like that. It like to drink milk and toddy. Like you and other people elefants send extra food out to the world from the behind of the backside at the back.
Elefants have tail. This is to move its fly. Some time elefant is moving tail this way that way but his fly is not out. Then elefant gets angry and runs around like a man with prithi kashana.
Elefant more...
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
15. Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter
14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass
13. Spin the Salt Lick
12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
11. Moose or Dare
10. Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends
9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo
8. The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest
7. Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot
6. Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"
5. Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
4. Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
3. Elf Tossing
2. Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
1. The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
A man dragged himself into the emergency room with multiple bruises, concussion, two black eyes and a nine-iron wrapped around his throat. Shocked by all of this, the doctor asked him what happened.
"My wife and I were having a nice quiet round of golf," he explained. "We reached a difficult hole and both of us sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was searching around I noticed a cow that had something white near its rear end."
"I went over to it," he continued, "and lifted its tail. Sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass. That's when I made my biggest mistake."
"What do you mean?" What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"I held the tail up and yelled out to my wife, "Hey honey, this one looks like yours!"