Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right more...
Tiger Woods left sex rehab today. I heard treatment consists of looking at pictures of Rosie O'Donell and Rosanne Barr in string bikinis.
The big news this weekend is that Tiger is in contention. Just one more mistress and he'll tie Jesse James.
It's too bad Tiger's dad wasn't tech-savvy enough to tell him in a Nike ad to get a separate booty call cell phone.
Tiger Woods father was black, and his mother is from Thailand.
So if they ever had a combined family reunion,
would it be a Black-Thai affair?
Well, it looks like the worst case scenario is playing out for Tiger Woods.
He has picked up the reputation of being a sex machine, he is soon to be single, his personal fortune could drop as low as $500 million, and he may have to retire from his job at the age of 33.
Despite his strong start at the Masters, a number of people ended up ahead of Tiger Woods. Now we know how his wife feels.