Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes

Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him.

She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5. ”

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree?

He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy?

Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him?

She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence?

Tiger's wife makes the cut.

First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?