Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tiger's neighbor asked him, Tiger, where are you going so early in the morning?"

Tiger says, "I'm going to go play eighteen holes."

Neighbor says, "You're not dressed for golf!"

Tiger says, "Golf?"

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2. 30 in the morning?

They went clubbing.

What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?

Their Approval Ratings.

Lenny Dykstra is selling stock tips. After you buy those, talk to Tiger Woods for some advice on fidelity.

Santa Claus is reporting that his computer keeps crashing,due to a Tiger Woods virus on the naughty list.

Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.

With so much money and so many valentines to give, today Tiger
Woods purchased a Hallmark store.