Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes

 Elin Nordegren and Tina O were golfing today in Florida. On the 18th hole, Elin was poised over her shot for ages. Tina O became  irritated and said, "Come on E, hurry it up."

"Tina, I want to make a perfect shot and Tiger is watching me from the club house."

"Forget it", Tina replied, "You'll never hit him from here!"
Tina O

Confussion Says:
He who drives well in "fairway" does not always "fare" well in driveway.
Tina O

Tiger was recently spotted at the Urologist's office...turns out it wasn't the type of clap he usually gets from the gallery.

Facebook is adding a "Place" feature that tells everyone your location. I'm sure gonna miss the Tiger Woods Facebook page!

Despite hisrecent transgressions, its expected that Tiger will rededicate himselfto his profession and come back stronger than ever. In fact, rumorshave it that he is already practicing for the Ride-her cup.

Poor Tiger, one bad drive
and all the chicks come running out of the woods.

Tiger Woods' return to the Masters is expected to boost television viewership of the event by 16 percent. And that's just his exes.